Second of all, how dare you Thirdly, just because you’re right doesn’t mean you get to be an asshole about it
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- sit@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish13 days
WHERE. is the shitpost?!
We seriousposting in shitpost now. Wait does that make it auto-shitpost?
OP where is the shit in ur post huh
- 12 days
Everyone knows it’s illegal to say any post is not a shitpost. Literally every post is a shitpost!!! /s
- 13 days
Nope. The opposite. Everyone in the world is incompetent and if I want to have something done right I need to do it myself, therefore requiring very little from my environment: low maintenance.
(Exaggerated for dramatic effect)
- WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todayEnglish13 days
Kind of wish we could live for free without leaving a trace. No one’s resources consumed, no one bothered.
- WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todayEnglish11 days
Oh yea, but I do want to help in the background, just never be seen again.
- LouNeko@lemmy.worldEnglish12 days
College girls 2 months after getting frisky at their first frat party:
“Boss you killed a child. Amazing. Mission complete. That right there is why you’re the best. Boss.”
- 12 days
without leaving a trace.
in that case you need to revert to mollusc, otherwise you’re gonna leave a skeleton.
- 13 days
No I’m low maintenance because the maintenance costs more than the value.
- 11 days
I actually think OP added sufficient material outside of the post to turn something serious into a shitpost
- WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todayEnglish13 days
Some of us don’t need insults to feel guilty for existing you know? I didn’t have a job for the longest time, so I took nearly nothing.
- 13 days
I shouldn’t even be around.
I don’t know which is worse: that there is no sense of self anymore, or that I have to put on masks to pretend there is.
Or are you high maintenance and in such profound denial that you’re adamant you’re truly low maintenance?
- KernelTale@programming.devEnglish12 days
Low maintenance. I dislike most people, I dislike going out, I dislike buying stuff I can do myself. All I want is to be by myself and read in peace. I do like kids and talking tho, so just going to uni or watching over young family members is enough for me.
