• 18 days

    Bro dude my guy it is only the 21rst tops world wide on earth mate. How are you able to predict the future son

    • I keep waiting for the smooth part of the road but its all bumpy. Maybe I should just stop waiting for smooth? Maybe its never been smooth? How do I go back to delulu?

  • Los Angeles has had an unrelenting heatwave for most of spooktober. It’s been exceedingly hard to get into the spirit with highs hitting 40C/105F (or higher in the valley oof).

    • I wanted to dress as Steven Segal but I couldn’t find a wig and I’m not fat enough right now

      • Just buy one of those inflatable sumo suits. Get the hair and bad goatee and maybe a toy gun and you will be good to go.

        • Need a black ponytail wig that’s slicked back and has a widow’s peak hairline. Haven’t found one yet. Maybe I could paint in the widow’s peak part though.

  • Decorations have been trickling out for the last three weeks. We’re finally hitting critical Giant Plastic Skeleton mass around here.

  • 18 days

    Fun fact: did you know august and october combined to be 2.5 weeks in total this year?

  • I watched Late Night with the Devil. That’s it. That was my only Halloween movie. I’m probably not even going to go through my Evil Dead movies at the end of October this year because I’ll be busy. What the hell.