I’m so fucking basic. Any combination of “innit” and “bruv” makes me giggle like an idiot.
Pigs are actually really intelligent and not racist, so comparing police with pigs is offensive to pigs.
- 2 days
Holy shit that’s a throwback. He got some really bangers like I I only fuck vegans and Veganism is yummy. Looks like he literally never stopped and keeps churning out a song at least once a week!
You know who also has awesome bangers? Jesse Welles. He’s the modern day Bob Dylan. Everyone should subscribe to him and give him support.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OjGHf7OvglM
ETA: And don’t forget to subscribe and give support to Robby Roadsteamer as well: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SYNILI1hVOQ
I mean, there are some where it’s perfectly fine. Like mosquitos. Or parasitic wasps. …
- 2 days
As someone who has two yard dogs on his farm, yes they’re incredibly intelligent. They’re the first things to greet me when I get home from work and love cuddles.
But the reason cops are called pigs is because the stereotypical “pig-cops” are generally fat and eat a lot. Which can confirm, my pigs are fat and eat a lot.
But unlike cops, pigs are horrifically fast. When they come in from the fields and want to run, they can RUN! If our hay fields get higher than they are it looks like the raptor scene from Jurassic Park 2
Ayutsu@lemmy.zipEnglish
2 daysI’m confused is this a new guy using the same picture or did he change his name?
- 2 days
There was a time on the other plattform, where everyone would comment “Fuck Xavier!” on posts like this, so i always thought it’s someone who stole the Profile Pic and content, but i don’t know for sure. All this happened a long time ago and seems to have been forgotten long since.
- 2 days
Yes, pakalu papito was the original account that used that picture and generally was funnier. Xavier is a copycat account that sort of just posts existing jokes.
- 3 days
And the french pigs don’t pronounce 70% of the letters in Ouinque, just like the rest of the French language.
- notabot@piefed.socialEnglish3 days
The extra letters are there to confuse the English, not be pronounced. It’s a cunning plan to deal with the silly eenglish knigits!
Who is this Xavier guy that appears in every Facebook comment meme that I’ve seen here!?
- 2 days
A meme that has been so beaten to death that it’s rotting corpse has since disintegrated into the soil, but people have erected monuments to it so others can continue to wail on it with clubs and sticks and other blunt objects.
- daannii@lemmy.worldEnglish2 days
American pigs “I don’t need a warrant”
“Give me your ID or I’ll arrest you”
schuelermine@leminal.spaceEnglish
2 daysLes policiers de tous les pays sont des bœufs; pas en France ou les États-Unis seulement !














