Bro thinks he’s the Sphinx

he’s better than the Sphinx so that glaring confidence is correct

The sexual life of the camel,
Is stranger than anyone thinks,
In moments of amorous passion,
He frequently buggers the Sphinx,
But the Sphinx’s posterior passage
Is clogged with the sands of the Nile,
Which accounts for the hump on the camel,
And the sphinx’s inscrutable smile.

Who’s gonna stop him!