The alligator was obviously the master baiter!

Alligator was just fishing as well!

Who’s gonna stop him!

Republicans absofuckinglutely are dumb enough to believe that and don’t call me Shirley!

Absofuckinglootly!

Afuckingmen!

I think he meant “has to wake up next to her”. I would gnaw my arm off before waking that thing!

Big kitty cat did what big kitty cats do! News at 9.

Fuck Trump to the highest of Fuckativity!

And that just makes me führerious!

Republicans want the whole country to be as ignorant as they are!

Foursday. It comes two days after twosday!

Beer! I can still afford it, I just won’t so I quit.