• heartSagan5@lemmy.zip
    11 hours

    Do not put that up your pooper. It may look like a anal plug, but it separates and that will be a weird hospital visit to the ER.

  • lightnsfw@reddthat.com
    1 day

    I don’t think you should be putting anything that unscrews like that in your asshole.

  • BoosBeau@lemmy.world
    1 day

    I get people are arguing about fake/AI, but… KMART is still alive and kicking? I thought they died off like Radio Shack and Blockbuster.

    • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
      12 hours

      Honestly, would you be surprised about this being sold in something lile AliExpress or Amazon?
      I would not.

    • [deleted]@piefed.worldEnglish
      2 days

      Nobody thinks this is a real image in a Kmart. They just dispute whether the obviously fake image was photoshopped or generated by AI.

      The butt plug image used is AI but also from the company that sells them: https://craverise.com/products/stainless-steel-hidden-key-box-butt-plug

      That does not mean that putting the AI image in that context for humorous purposes was done in AI.

      It is also trivial to strip watermarks so checking for watermarks isn’t reliable. Not all gen AI images are even created with watermarks. It’s like checking an optional note from a parent.

      We should just call stuff fake if that is what matters. Whether it is gen AI or photoshop is far less important than being fake.

      • nialv7@lemmy.world
        12 hours

        photoshopped or generated by AI

        this is exact what i was saying. i didn’t assume anyone thought it was real, but apparently a lot of people thought it was photoshop (which requires skill, practice, time, and effort), when it was really AI (which doesn’t). the proof is the fact that the entire image has SynthID, you can block out the product image (which is also AI generated) from the photo and it still has SynthID. someone took one AI image and asked AI to edit it into a photo, it’s AI all the way down.

        People are fooled by a genAI image and thought it was created by a human, and when given the facts they choose to denial and continue to be confidently wrong about it. i mean i already know it’s difficult for humans to admit that they are wrong, but to see that actually play out in front of my eyes…

      • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2 days

        So, the image is fake, but the product exists. Also, Kmart does sell a few sex toys. So, the only lie here is that Kmart sells this particular sex toy, as it does not.

        • Monument@piefed.worldEnglish
          2 days

          Many years ago, before Walgreens started selling sex toys in store, I bought a hitachi magic wand from them. (This was before their mainstream adoption as a sex toy, and they were not labeled as such on their site. They were significantly cheaper there than at places selling them as sex toys.)

          But to your point - many believable lies contain plausible truths.

      • DillDough@lemmy.zip
        1 day

        Department stores do carry sex toys. Obviously not Kmart since that hasn’t been a thing in like 20 years but Target and such places do have them on the shelves.

        • naught101@lemmy.world
          1 day

          That’s an Australian Kmart, which still exist everywhere here (anko is their house brand). They definitely do not sell sex toys.

          • DillDough@lemmy.zip
            23 hours

            Huh, did not know that thanks for the info.

            I am surprised the place with 24/7 nitrous delivery draws the line at sex toys in stores but it is also weird for America to be okay with considering the extreme puritanical stance on non-pedo/incest/bestiality sexuality…I wonder if there’s a business opportunity for wang shaped nang tanks?

    • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
      2 days

      The first clue was Kmart honestly.

      Also pretty sure it’s a non-standard logo for Kmart too.

      There’s other details but that was a major one for me.

      You know, on top of the idea of this somehow getting sold in a box store which is silly enough to begin with.

  • Fizz@lemmy.nz
    2 days

    Please do not put anything from Kmart inside you. It will almost certainly break

  • Snapz@lemmy.world
    2 days

    She jingles loudly while she dances,

    Leading oft to pantsless romances.

    Careful early planning, she stays worry free,

    As her bottom always holds the key.

    You’re welcome.

    • expatriado@lemmy.world
      2 days

      there are 3 left i the US and 300 in Australia. Other stores that disappeared from my city but still exists somewhere else: Radio Shack, Blockbuster, Winn Dixie, Bi-Lo…would definitely do nostalgia stop if close to one of these

      • naught101@lemmy.world
        2 days

        Huh… This comment sent me down a Wikipedia rabbit hole. Australian Kmart is a separate company and brand from the American one. We also had a Bi-Lo until maybe 15 years ago that was also unrelated.

        We had RadioShack and Blockbuster too, but they were the same brand.