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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyGodric@lemmy.world
26 days

Well?

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    • kboos1@lemmy.worldEnglish
      26 days

      Did you have a stroke?

      Should someone call an ambulance?

        • antsu@discuss.tchncs.de
          26 days

          Quick, call a Bondulance!

          "The bond's Name. James Name" "Pleased to... what?" "Bond Name's the james" "Are you alright?" "Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"

            • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
              26 days

              Bondulance dispatched

            • Godric@lemmy.world
              26 days

              I don’t think I have been making quite a name for that but it’s a very nice and nice place!

            • Snowclone@lemmy.world
              26 days

              I not that be like he do that like see his friend not that with do and have a boyfriend who yes didn’t with them and he.

                • over_clox@lemmy.world
                  26 days

                  My sex daily had a brain while reading this stroke.

                • hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world
                  26 days

                  These are definitely some of the words one can write.

                  Not quite the right order, not yet a sentence but you’re getting close. Be careful or I might even comprehend your communication.

                    • Godric@lemmy.world
                      26 days

                      Well, words are when you don’t want to see more than that I don’t know

                        • hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world
                          26 days

                          Your aversion to content in multiple iterations of expression amazes me

                      • Scott@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                        26 days

                        https://sopuli.xyz/c/aneurysmposting

                          • Godric@lemmy.world
                            26 days

                            Thank0

                          • Sergio@piefed.socialEnglish
                            26 days

                            deleted by creator

                              • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works
                                26 days

                                what makes you say it’s slop?

                                  • Sergio@piefed.socialEnglish
                                    26 days

                                    The number on the stove clock and the labels on the bottles in the back look weird. also the way the egg box is on the stovetop. Is it not slop?

                                      • KarfiolosHus@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
                                        25 days

                                        This meme has been reposted so many times, I wouldn’t be surprised that it has voting rights

                                          • Sergio@piefed.socialEnglish
                                            25 days

                                            I stand, corrected.

                                          • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world
                                            26 days

                                            Doesn’t look even a little bit AI

                                      • snowdriftissue@lemmy.world
                                        25 days

                                        • the_swagmaster@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                          26 days

                                          I always have this question too 🤔

                                          • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                            26 days

                                            Why are the eggs on the stove? Didn’t anyone learn not to put flammable things on a stovetop? Stupid LLM.

                                              • AscendantSquid@lemmy.world
                                                26 days

                                                If you don’t put flammable things on the stove, how’re ya gonna cook em???

                                              • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
                                                26 days

                                                I’d dump her because those aren’t cage-free eggs.

                                                  • Dreamcatcher@lemmy.zip
                                                    26 days

                                                    How do you know?

                                                      • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
                                                        26 days

                                                        By the picture caption.

                                                          • Dreamcatcher@lemmy.zip
                                                            26 days

                                                            You understood what that said?

                                                              • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
                                                                26 days

                                                                girl like this probably wdym?

                                                                  • Dreamcatcher@lemmy.zip
                                                                    26 days

                                                                    Skibidi toilet?

                                                          • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                            26 days

                                                            You am no real super sand

                                                              • Godric@lemmy.world
                                                                26 days

                                                                Listen you don’t have a good evening to worry I will be there in the far from you tomorrow

                                                                  • onionguy@lemmy.world
                                                                    25 days

                                                                    I be some for that 🙏 ☝️

                                                                • bennypr0fane@discuss.tchncs.de
                                                                  26 days

                                                                  Yes, garmmar.

                                                                  • reader@lemmy.zip
                                                                    26 days

                                                                    you should not use the stove as a counter

                                                                      • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
                                                                        26 days

                                                                        Wym if he then counter with he then egg stove than higher she would now floor boys with his there.

                                                                      • Lumidaub@feddit.org
                                                                        26 days

                                                                        Jumble grand. Up and loose and heavy treats sandwich.

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