• You haven’t slept properly in months and are trying to decide if you’ve critically failed as a parent

  • But mother in law didn’t want to make it “too tight” so it wouldn’t cut off poor baby’s leg circulation…

    Nevermind the thing is so stretchy it could probably fit a pre schooler, now I’ve got very dirty hands and a very angry child, and I probably need to break out the steam cleaner.

  • In every new parent class I took leaving up to the birth of my daughter, no one EVER mentioned the importance of pulling the little frills out on the legs after changing a diaper.

    I heroically volunteered to change her diaper during a hockey game, and when I got back to our seats I handed her off to my wife. About 5 minutes later my wife was covered in pee and asked why I hadn’t pulled out the frills.

    That’s a mistake you don’t make more than once… and I try to warn all new parents so they can learn from my mistake.