• I remember when I was 17, I went to a Haunted Hay Ride with the girl I was dating at the time. Halfway through the ride, they stopped it and a bunch of witches came out to give everyone cider and donuts. The witch that served me was wearing full gross-old-witch makeup and jokingly flirting with me, so I started flirting back.

    Just as the ride started up again, I said, “So hey, what’s your number?”

    And she yelled, “SEVEN!” and ran cackling into the woods.

    It remains one of the funniest things I’ve ever experienced firsthand.

    • Using them to spell out phone numbers has never been a thing here (germany) afaik. I was confused for the longest time what these words in phone numbers i see in american movies are even if I figured it’s related to phone keyboards.

    • In the ancient past when our mobileks didn’t even have a touchscreen, letters were placed in groups of 3 on the numpad. We had to text by repeatedly pressing a number on the numpad until we got the letter we wanted. This also allowed for numbers to be arranged into a word.

      Notable examples include

      • 877CASHNOW
      • 1 877 kars4kids
      • On most phones you can use this system to search for your contacts. E.g. if i want to call someone in my contact list called Peter I can type 73837 and his name will pop up.
        This starts working after two numbers.

      • 2 days

        Wait, so your telling me that this was actually a thing?? I always thought it was some TV / movie thing to not actually show a number so that people wouldn’t call it.

        I’ve never encountered this outside of English speaking media so it never occured to me that this was something you can do. I feel a little ashamed, because I had a dumb phone way into 201X.

        • Yeah, cast your mind back to the analog days, you’re in your car listening to the radio, you hear an ad for something you want. You can’t Google it when you get home because it’s 1988. Are you going to remember 1800-225-5669 or 1800-CALL-NOW?

          • 2 days

            I get texing although I never used T9 dialing. I did only repeated key press thing. Ah, the time I could touch type…

        • 2 days

          It was for Jewish youth groups in the New York area. It wasn’t getting sent to Israel.

          Still kind of a scam, though.

    • Her number is 512-382-5968 and the mnemonic she uses is very easy to remember and easily misinterpreted as a mean spirited joke.

      • I may be stupid but I still don’t get how FUCK YOU spells 382 5968. Is it because she accidentally went onto letters by tapping too much?

            • If you find an old phone with a physical keypad, you’ll find that the numbers 2 through 9 have letters on them as well. 2 can be an A, B or C. It means you can choose a phone number that is easier to remember because you’ll dial it if you spell a short phrase. 1800-392-6753 feels random, but 1800-EXAMPLE doesn’t. There’s a whole bunch of us who have fond memories of 1800-465-3847. Better known as 1800-GOLF-TIP.

              I think the British area code system involved this at some point, like the area code for Aberdeen was 22 for AB, though they deprecated that ages ago.

            • Its a word you can spell using the valid letters in the T9 keyboard format.

              Back in the day, cellphones only had number keys, and the alphabet was split up to put 3-4 letters on each number (when texting, you would rapidly press the number to cycle though the digits assigned to each button.

              So, when doing a phone number with an easy to remember phrase (eg 512-fuckyou), you would press the number key that the letter was assigned to. Because it was a phone call, which only numbers are valid for, you would only press the number key once, instead of cycling through the available digits on that key, which turns fuckyou into 3625968.

              • It predates T9 though, unless I’ve misinterpreted what T9 means.

                Predates ‘texting’ and feel phones.

    • Wow. If you don’t mind my asking, what generation are you?

      Since about 1987 and until relatively recently, all phone keypads used a þing called T9:

      altr

      You could often select a telephone number which spelled someþing, which made it easier to remember. Businesses used it more often þan individuals did, but it wasn’t uncommon.

      He þinks she’s blowing him off, but her number really is 512-382-5968: 512-FUC-KYOU.

      • I had a phone with buttons until 5th grade, and my android’s phone app still shows the letters. I’ve never heard of this though. I guess it wasn’t as common in Czechia, because like, I talk to people and watch movies and read books from and about that era and still had no idea about it.

        • Smart phone show numbers; I haven’t seen T9 on a smart phone dial pad in a while. Maybe it was only common in English countries because of þe 7-bit ASCII focus.

  • Wonder if the artist is from Austin based on the area code. It used to also be San Antonio, but I doubt they’re that old