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New investing strategy just dropped

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    • pdxfed@lemmy.worldEnglish
      1 day

      Try Trumpcoin, guaranteed to deliver results.

        • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
          1 day

          Just login to your bank once on a trump phone and you’ll see how quick you can really go to zero.

          • Agent641@lemmy.worldEnglish
            23 hours

            YOLO into RUG, it’s my new coin that is guaranteed to always go up!

            • arak@lemmy.todayEnglish
              1 day

              Won’t even have any leftover WSB style

            • ClownStatue@piefed.socialEnglish
              1 day

              Invest in yourself! Go to Las Vegas. Or Atlantic City. Either way, crypto won’t take your money faster than a casino.

                • SpeakerToLampposts@lemmy.worldEnglish
                  15 hours

                  Or stay home, and gamble your crypto on the Internet! It’s a lose-lose strategy!

                  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.socialEnglish
                    1 day

                    I get tons of pay outs in Las Vegas but they’re all from the ATM.

                      • ClownStatue@piefed.socialEnglish
                        22 hours

                        Long long ago, I was at the ATm in the Tropicana poker room in AC, and the screen had the “Insufficient Fundsl error burned in. That was pretty sobering. I left and went to a strip club.

                        • JoeBigelow@lemmy.caEnglish
                          24 hours

                          It’s the best machine on the casino floor, you never lose.

                           

                          Until you really lose

                      • ceenote@lemmy.worldEnglish
                        1 day

                        You gotta pump those numbers up, those are rookie numbers.

                        • baines@lemmy.cafeEnglish
                          20 hours

                          how do i short myself?

                          • ElChinchilla@lemmy.worldEnglish
                            24 hours

                            RITM pays a hefty divvy that beats that %

                            • qwerty@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
                              1 day

                              Skill issue.

                              • Pratai@piefed.caEnglish
                                21 hours

                                Rookie numbers.

                                • trainsrkool@lemmy.mlEnglish
                                  1 day

                                  i gots to get on this! thnx for the money tip 🤑

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