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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbybiggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works
2 days

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I forgot to mention this is an onion article, so here’s the link to it:

https://theonion.com/gop-urges-democrats-to-tone-down-rhetoric-used-to-quote-president-verbatim/

The fact it sounds so real really shows how crazy the current American term is.

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    • lobut@lemmy.ca
      2 days

      I remember when Joe Rogan was going off on Biden for saying something stupid about naval ships or war or something. Then kept saying how he’s not suited for office.

      Turns out Biden was quoting Trump.

      Rogan obviously backpedaled on that statement being suitable for the office of the president of course.

        • xistera@lemmy.dbzer0.com
          2 days

          I remember that, too. He said that anyone else would have been removed from their job for saying something like that, but when he learned that Trump said it it was “oh he just messed up his words”.

          https://www.yahoo.com/news/joe-rogan-corrected-own-show-175642179.html

        • QueenHawlSera@piefed.socialEnglish
          2 days

          Didn’t Trump just threaten to let Iran blow up Los Angeles?

            • meat@lemmy.blahaj.zone
              2 days

              And San Diego.

                • KeithD@lemmy.nz
                  2 days

                  The implication was that they’d be nuking them. Which presumably means he was threatening to give them nukes too.

              • fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.netEnglish
                2 days

                Probably should make sure to include the onion logo when posting screenshots from the onion

                  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                    2 days

                    The problem is without the logo its too believable which means its not satire enough and just made up news and not funny. Most likely just giving them ideas.

                    • biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works
                      2 days

                      To be honest, I found the screenshot elsewhere and it didn’t even occur to me that it was an onion article because of how real it sounds, but I guess it adds to the comedic effect.

                      I’ll add an acknowledgement and it’s URL, since I can’t switch the image. But hey, at least I didn’t post it in c/nottheonion!

                    • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
                      2 days

                      You can’t use Daddy’s words against him! That’s not fair! - a bunch of fucking traitors

                      • Cheebus@lemmy.world
                        2 days

                        Blue tsunami or bloody civil war, November is gunna be wild.

                          • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@feddit.ukEnglish
                            2 days

                            The worst thing that can happen is nothing

                              • adhdsergio@lemmy.world
                                2 days

                                Probably what’s gonna happen then. In a way I want the gop to win, because not, the rest of the world will cling on to hope that the US can recover and become at the very least as reliable as it was before. I don’t think it can

                                  • whalesnrainbows@lemmy.world
                                    2 days

                                    I really need people who say doomer shit like this to:

                                    1. Reflect on whether their words encourage solution-oriented thinking, or doomer thinking

                                    2. Learn emotional regulation

                                      • adhdsergio@lemmy.world
                                        1 day

                                        I’ll see what I can do for you, boss.

                                        I am not an american but I can only assume from your butthurt comment that you are, so I hope you apply that solution oriented thinking and l will go and convince other compatriots to go and vote or protest

                                  • Rivalarrival@lemmy.todayEnglish
                                    2 days

                                    por que no los dos?

                                  • /home/pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                    2 days

                                    Is this the onion

                                      • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
                                        2 days

                                        The fact that we have to ask speaks volumes about the current state of the US…

                                        TBH I was 50/50 on if it was satire or not.

                                          • AVincentInSpace@pawb.socialEnglish
                                            2 days

                                            SMBC - AAAAH

                                          • ItWasntMe@discuss.onlineEnglish
                                            2 days

                                            It is.

                                            https://theonion.com/gop-urges-democrats-to-tone-down-rhetoric-used-to-quote-president-verbatim/

                                            • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                              2 days

                                              yeah i’ve learned to recognize that style guide

                                            • OmegaMouse@pawb.social
                                              2 days

                                              As a non-American, I’ve seen GOP used occasionally and never really checked what it meant (I assumed it was a US government acronym within the Republican party for something). I didn’t realise it was another name for the Republicans, and worse still that it stood for ‘Grand Old Party’. Wtf kinda dumb name is that

                                                • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
                                                  2 days

                                                  The name is entirely ironic for several reasons. 1) The democratic party is older than the republican party by 26 years. 2).They have been nicknamed the Grand Old Party since the 1870s despite being founded in 1854. 3) The name was granted specifically as praise to the party for leading the Union to victory against the Confederacy in the Civil War, while many GOP members and supports proudly fly the confederate flag nowadays. 4) When they were given that name, they were the progressive party (relatively speaking) fighting for federal economic protectionism and civil rights, while the democrats were the ones were fighting for states rights and free markets. Yet they pretend to identify with “The Party of Lincoln” and cling to the “GOP” moniker to maintain the illusion of any real connection there.

                                                    • OmegaMouse@pawb.social
                                                      2 days

                                                      That’s actually really interesting, thanks! Yeah it sounds about right that they’d cherry pick the good bits and rewrite history to suit them…

                                                      • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
                                                        2 days

                                                        The good ole southern strategy, basically some politicians decided to appeal to racist cockwhombles in the south to get votes, which flooded the GOP with former southern democrats, which made the original GOP politicians to switch parties.

                                                        Basically the parties did one giant flip and ended up in the same place with different names.

                                                        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                          2 days

                                                          huh, i would argue the democrats were pursuing a different type of federal economic protectionism that “coincidentally” lined up with making slavery legal in all 34 states.

                                                            • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
                                                              2 days

                                                              Free Enslaved Markets

                                                              FR, though. We are talking Post-War here. But while enslavement was illegal, they still had the next closest thing for a long time… indentureship through share cropping (debt bondage), forced child “apprenticeship” for orphans, vagrants, and kids they just stole from their parents, and leasing prisoners convicted of such crimes as unemployment, loitering, and changing employers.

                                                              Generations after the Civil War, people. 190,000 black children were re-homed and force to work in agriculture or domestic jobs until adulthood. Convict Leasing didn’t end in Alabama until 1928. Debt bondage wasn’t outlawed federally until 1966 over 100 years later. And only mostly because it had already faded with the mechanization of the Ag industry in the decade or two prior. That is well into the Baby Boomer era. This is still relatively recent history.

                                                          • fonix232@fedia.io
                                                            2 days

                                                            More recently it stands for Group Of Paedophiles

                                                          • kboos1@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                            2 days

                                                            Guys, let’s stop quoting Trump. He says some really dumb and hateful stuff, so let’s not repeat it and remind people that electing him was a mistake that they can’t take back.

                                                              • [deleted]@piefed.worldEnglish
                                                                2 days

                                                                Found every national newsroom.

                                                                They have been sanewashing him since 2015.

                                                                • troglodytis@lemmy.world
                                                                  2 days

                                                                  Um… The voters knew who he was. They voted specifically for dumb and hateful

                                                                  • Carl@sh.itjust.works
                                                                    2 days

                                                                    Grab her by the pussy.

                                                                  • MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                    2 days

                                                                    Me if I was the Dems:
                                                                    "Sure, I’ll downgrade it to

                                                                    a fuck ton

                                                                    Did I say downgrade? I meant upgrade"

                                                                      • thermal_shock@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                        2 days

                                                                        How about you chill

                                                                        One of my favorite videos of all time. In case anyone has not seen it - https://youtu.be/Mh5LY4Mz15o

                                                                          • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
                                                                            2 days

                                                                            Wait no this wasn’t 10 years ago it was like 3

                                                                            • MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                              2 days

                                                                              “you’re not supposed to rewatch an old video on youtube!!!”

                                                                              how about I do

                                                                              anyway

                                                                                • thermal_shock@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                                                  2 days

                                                                                  Oh man, wait til you hear about the website is down - https://youtu.be/uRGljemfwUE

                                                                                  It’s a monthly watch for me

                                                                                    • MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                                      2 days

                                                                                      lol this series is gold

                                                                                      kinda painful to see the mistakes tho.

                                                                                      and nostalgic to see XP

                                                                              • AtomicHotSauce@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                                2 days

                                                                                How about go fuck yourselves, fascists.

                                                                                • someguy3@lemmy.world
                                                                                  2 days

                                                                                  Is this onion? I can’t even tell.

                                                                                    • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world
                                                                                      2 days

                                                                                      You also can’t tell because the image is extremely vague/fake looking in that it has almost no info to source it

                                                                                    • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                                      2 days

                                                                                      • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world
                                                                                        2 days

                                                                                        Well fuck, this has to be Onion right? Right??

                                                                                        (please note that I am allowed to say fuck because I bribed @lwadmin@lemmy.world , I mean financially supported the lemmy.world instance and you should too).

                                                                                        • ClownStatue@piefed.socialEnglish
                                                                                          2 days

                                                                                          Wouldn’t put it past them. Biggest bunch of closeted snowflakes I’ve ever seen!

                                                                                            • fodor@lemmy.zip
                                                                                              2 days

                                                                                              Of course they demand this very thing every day. They hate reminders of Mr. Yellow’s diminished brain power and lack of heart.

                                                                                            • OBJECTION!@lemmy.ml
                                                                                              2 days

                                                                                              They did that completely unironically with Charlie Kirk, and it was more than urging. Reality outpacing The Onion yet again.

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