• It’s kinda wild how adding furniture that takes up space in your room can actually give you more space overall in that room.

  • Shut right the fuck up, I’ll have you know that my floordrobe is a valid and perfectly normal clothes sorting and storage method, and not in any way indicative of my spiralling mental health

    • I have a chairdrobe and a lampdrobe. t-shirts and trousers go on the chair and button shirts go on the lamp (cheap torchiere lamp)

        • Well, you can always jump rails. Gamify that mofo! You can win! 🤘🏼

          Keep in mind though, that “shooting for the stars” and missing is statistically more likely to send one adrift in the vast abyss between them —rather than “catching the moon on the way down”. 😅

  • I want one of those dry-cleaning place conveyors to loop into my closet and then into the 1000sqft of my attic so I can keep a shitload of laundry out of sight but retrievable with a button.

    • 2 days

      I want this except there’s also a built-in washer/dryer/steamer combo built into the loop. Toss dirty laundry into a hole in my closet, press a button, a machine scans the tags and applies the proper washing technique to each individual item of clothing. Clean clothes come out of the other side of the loop, already on the hanger and ready to wear.

      • 2 days

        I use the gauntlet technique so the conveyor system can use it too, if it survived it’s a good piece of clothing.