- 11 days
YO. I knew a guy in the university improv group (which was actually good) that won a Freshmen talent competition by pissing himself on stage. In like 1999. I tried to do it myself once - harder than it looks unless you’re literally about to explode.
Fergie is 100% ripping off that dude.
- 11 days
What Fergie should have done before the show:
Dehydrate! Dehydrate! Dehydrate!
- 11 days
First time I went to a marathon to cheer on a friend, within about 5 minutes I saw an old dude with a shit stream running down each leg.
It’s more common than one assumes.
- 11 days
If i attempted a marathon i wouldn’t shit myself.
My body would fail me and i would fall over dead after 10 minutes of running
And then i would shit myself, but posthumous doesn’t count
- 9 days
George Carlin had a skit about “things you never see.” One was “taking a shit while running at full speed.”
CKY apparently saw this skit and took it as a challenge. I can’t find a direct clip of it since apparently YouTube doesn’t like my VPN today, but here’s a Vice article about it. It has what is supposedly a YouTube clip of it embedded. (Warning: Gross.)
IIRC, he does indeed perform the stunt, taking a laxative then going running in his underwear. Someone sees this and calls the police, who arrest him - underpants, feces-covered legs and all.
9 daysyeah, Guardian did an article recently
and any number of search results
https://duckduckgo.com/?t=fpas&q=marathon+runner+poop+pants&ia=web
- wjrii@lemmy.worldEnglish11 days
She needs to up her game: do it indoors on mats that her fellow competitors will need to use for pushups.
- Gates9@sh.itjust.worksEnglish11 days
Fuck beans and moths and all that nonsense. Everyone post photos of celebrities and athletes pissing and shitting themselves! It’s good fun, we’ll ’ave a laugh!
Well George Bush Sr puking on the Japanese prime minister would make a nice 3rd piece.
You shut the fuck up. I’m still young dammnit. Pay no attention to the greying hair and sore joints.
On a scale of 1-10 how freaky is it to lick a plate clean if this is the plate?
- daannii@lemmy.worldEnglish11 days
If you only lick the middle area. Maybe a 6. If you lick the whole thing. Maybe a 3.
- Ariselas@piefed.caEnglish11 days
There is a video out there of Gene Simmons letting it all go on stage, props to him for finishing the song.
