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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyMeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
12 days

Not those footballs, American footballs!

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    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world
      12 days

      • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
        12 days

        44 pounds = roughly 17.6 rotisserie chickens.

          • T. Hex@lemmy.dbzer0.com
            12 days

            = 83.2 Big Macs

              • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
                12 days

                Big Mac uses 1/8 lb patties. I would wager they are closer to 1/3 or 3/8 of a pound

                  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caEnglish
                    12 days

                    They are referred to a 10:1 patties, so 1/10 of a pound each.

                      • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
                        12 days

                        When I worked there, in the late '90s and early '00s, they were 8:1. Damn they literally shrunk the patties.

                          • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caEnglish
                            11 days

                            They were 10:1 even in the 80’s.

                      • SolacefromSilence@fedia.io
                        12 days

                        Finally some intuitive measurement

                    • Entertainmeonly (she/her)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                      12 days

                      Omg my work kept telling us during covid if we didn’t know what 6’ was just image two shopping carts. I fucking hated that shit.

                        • Gerudo@lemmy.zip
                          12 days

                          At least footballs are pretty standard size. Carts can be any

                          • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
                            12 days

                            “cool i imagined two shopping carts. you wanna cuddle?”

                          • Quilotoa@lemmy.ca
                            12 days

                            Except the drug dealers. They use metric.

                              • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                12 days

                                Smart choices like that is how they won the War on Drugs®.

                                That and having a popular product that no amount of violence will decrease the demand for, of course.

                              • BandanaBug@piefed.socialEnglish
                                12 days

                                !anythingbutmetric@discuss.tchncs.de

                                • OfCourseNot@fedia.io
                                  12 days

                                  It’s called a football. Only 11 inches long. Not even spherical. Smh.

                                  • magnetosphere@fedia.io
                                    12 days

                                    True. Some of us do know how to use commas, though.

                                      • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
                                        12 days

                                        Sorry, I was focusing on pushing out a turd at the time and was shopping for speaker stands.

                                        I, had a lot on my plate.

                                      • Quilotoa@lemmy.ca
                                        12 days

                                        Don’t get me started on short forms. Lbs and oz?

                                          • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.orgEnglish
                                            12 days

                                            They would be way crazier if non-English-speaking countries used imperial units. See language entries for “inch”

                                            • zikzak025@lemmy.world
                                              12 days

                                              lbs is from libra, the Latin word for “scale”. oz is from onza, the Spanish ounce.

                                                • Quilotoa@lemmy.ca
                                                  11 days

                                                  pd and oc would make more sense in an English-speaking country. Here again, the metric system is easier to understand. (We won’t talk about Claude Emile Jean-Baptiste Litre.)

                                                    • zikzak025@lemmy.world
                                                      11 days

                                                      Right, though by nature of being an archaic system, it is susceptible to archaisms in terminology as well.

                                                      By extension, the UK should then change the iconography of the Pound Sterling (£) from a stylized L to a stylized P.

                                                • Sibshops@feddit.cl
                                                  12 days

                                                  I doubt many Americans know what the size of an American football is.

                                                    • Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
                                                      11 days

                                                      TIL it’s 11" (2.794e+8 nm).

                                                        • zipsglacier@lemmy.world
                                                          11 days

                                                          Same here; this is my new wrong answer to why it’s called football: the ball is about a foot long!

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