
11 hours
oh my fucking god
just dial the doomsday clock to 1am, because we’ll probably miss it anyway if it’s up to a few morons and glorified predictive text, both seemingly in “fucking kill everything” mode
You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don’t take themselves.

oh my fucking god
just dial the doomsday clock to 1am, because we’ll probably miss it anyway if it’s up to a few morons and glorified predictive text, both seemingly in “fucking kill everything” mode
oh dear lord
what was his defense when presented with the concept of a software license
I’m too scared to look
Your HR department likely has a picture of your face on a dartboard if you’re serious