Try getting a whiteboard calendar. We had one that was just one month and it got a lot of mileage in our household. Underneath was a second blank whiteboard that was roughly the same size. We used that one to write down dates of events that weren’t in the current month. Both of the whiteboards had a lot of space for writing stuff down.

You’ll want to clean it off every few months with isopropyl alcohol. When I cleaned it I would take a picture beforehand and write everything back down again.

Best part? You’ll only need to buy the whiteboards once.

Then the Buddhist pulls out a pistol and sights it on the hot dog vendor. The vendor holds up his hands and says, “Whoa, whatever happened to inner peace?”

The Buddhist replies, “This is my inner piece.”

On one hand, don’t dish out smack talk unless you can take it back. On the other hand, that is a hell of a lot to take.