Unfortunately the monkey’s paw would curl here and using DNS other than that provided by your ISP would become illegal.

(I know there’s a difference between your devices using their network to access the internet and your “purchased” (licensed software running on) your device using your network to access the internet - but the monkey doesn’t care)

No real details

https://archive.is/XRpqR

Not debunked, misreported

https://youtube.com/watch?v=c0PSKqqFbeg

We even trained it on thousands of examples of how to walk through a doorway! How could it have done this?!