it sounds a little bit like Sí Bheag, Sí Mhór

aliexpress, get it from the source.

judging by the replies I got it seems no one knows what zork is, let alone xyzzy

> yes i can you said so just now, don’t gaslight me

You seem to want to talk to someone, but I can’t see whom.

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> kill trees

You can’t see any such thing.

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> go west

Forest

This is a forest, with trees in all directions around you.

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> I reach in my jacket pocket for the magical map to determine what dimension I ended up in

I only understood you as far as wanting to inventory.

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> find jester

You can’t see any such thing.

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> kill jester

You can’t see any such thing.

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> I study the windows to see if I see anybody staring at me

I only understood you as far as wanting to inventory.

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> kill jester

You can’t see any such thing.

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> I cautiously approach the gazebo

I only understood you as far as wanting to inventory.

> GET YE FLASK

You can’t see any such thing.

West of House

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.

There is a small mailbox here.

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it’s on youtube

yes

you might like the hat historian on youtube