I was going to add that the avatar was already dead, and it was your screaming the troll was talking over, because this is the 30th time you’d heard the ad

It’s your 30th boss run. As you fuck up your sixth dodge roll in a row, the Troll picks up your character. He roars over the screams of your avatar as he crushes it’s ribs in its massive fist.

Then, as he raises you high over head, and opens wide to chomp down on your head, the actions stops. The Troll turns to the camera and smiles, showing off brilliant pearly whites. “Colgate is recommended by 9/10 dentists.”, the troll effuses over the screaming.

A text box appears.

‘To proceed, type the number of dentists Colgate is recommended by, followed by this random number “N”.’

Mobile Linux isn’t ready. It’s going to be soon, but it’s just not yet.

Key pain points are hardware selection, video acceleration, sleep mode and on-screen keyboards.

Edit: and audio and mobile data/modems…

A lot of these are not developer problems, rather hostile manufacturers, but it makes little difference in the end-user experience.