See that’s the cool thing: if it doesn’t happen to them, it’s not a problem 😎

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Path of least resistance ⚡

You can even buy an external floppy drive too! I got one for under $20 recently to listen to an album that was released on 3.5" floppies, lol

What a funny end to that story–tech bro finally lands a gf because she didn’t know any better to avoid tech bros 😭

Isn’t that one of Marc Andreeson’s key traits according to himself?

Anyone ever heard of a symbolic Hieronymus Machine?

I was fascinated by the concept when i was younger, though I’ve always assumed it was bullshit.

I love this idea 😆

It serves nicely as an opportunity to remind onlookers that Trump avoided military service using his supposed ‘bone spurs’ as a reason he was unfit, though. Nothing like reminding these idiots that their tough guy is that tough