I have cats. Their bowls get cleaned once a day. Their water glasses are rinsed out once a day and go through the dishwasher once a week. Yes, I have a special set of glassware that my cats drink from.

A scammer almost got me recently, saying they were calling from the fraud department of my credit card company. I started talking to them until I remembered I had closed that specific account years ago. It was convincing up until that point. When I questioned it, the caller became irate and said “oh yeah, well if I’m a scammer, how do I have your address???”. She read it off, and it was a place I’d moved from years ago as well.