Not the cloud, but I wouldn’t being able to connect my brain to my computer just locally.

Being able to think at a computer and have it do things seems really nice, as someone whose brain is often faster than their ability to type well.

For things like transcribing notes for uni, or just having a notepad so I can remember things I don’t have the memory capacity to hold would be great.

Why not just use a bluetooth speaker, and leave the phone outside the bathroom? That way, if it breaks, then it’s not as expensive to replace as a phone, and the audio quality is generally better than what a phone’s speakers can put out.

Basically, every time you visit the page, it has code that sends 500 * 4 queries to one particular instance, making it load a page from the modlog, do a search, etc.

So everyone visiting the page would suddenly be sending 2000 queries each, and in theory, enough users would DoS the server by overloading it with those requests, rendering it unusable.