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Cake day: July 12th, 2023
  • If you’re a dude in a hetero relationship, the opposite rule applies here. Only cover your junk.

    I have a little outfit I wear when my wife is sad. Its basically just a penis-shaped sock with red and white stripes to make my dick look like a candy cane. In the rare case that doesn’t immediately inspire smiles or laughs, I stand up and helicopter it. I’ve been doing this for over ten years now and it has never failed to cheer her up.

    Feel free to pick one up and try it yourself, they’re dirt cheap! https://loveshop.ca/products/tuggie?srsltid