Schadrach

Given that the toys actively want to be played with by their kids, I’d assume adult toys would also want to be played with by their owners, which would presumably preclude it being rape at least in most cases.

Yeah, but my sink is far enough from the shower that the effect isn’t worth it.

One or two songs? Maybe if the two songs are This Corrosion by Sisters of Mercy and Psychonaut by Fields of the Nephilim and I’m in a hurry.

I mean, I just set my phone just outside the shower and turn the volume up a touch. Once upon a time I had a weatherproof bag I’d seal my phone in that was originally meant for a solar powered flashlight for emergency use. The bag was triple sealed and I doubt any steam reached the phone.