I remember most of the things from my dreams on account of years of practice, but most recently I had a really silly exchange.

Dreaming of a break at dream work, I’ve taken off my boots and I’m sitting with my spouse in the food court. 3 dream coworkers come by

Dream coworker, “What’s that word on your socks about?”

looks at socks, word is “Viganté”, “fuck if I know, probably something to do with the brand.”

Dream coworker, inspects socks again, “Little-D socks company…”

Other dream coworker to my spouse, “more like big D amiright!?”

Laugh track

Then I woke up.

Outside of this, most of my dreams are spooky or surreal and not as fun.

Counter offer, take it off your wishlist and go buy $10 worth of silly things at a dollar store. It will literally be a better experience overall and you can enjoy it knowing they didn’t enen get a pittance from you.

I used to know what It was…