Macchi_the_Slime

For real. I was made to feel like I was broken for so long because it turns out I’m Ace. My ex had me convinced for years that I was being emotionally neglectful and abusive because I wasn’t horned up for her basically 24/7 and would start huge screaming fights any time I had the audacity to say “No” to her advances for literally any reason. Then she’d go completely cold on me for days sometimes weeks at a time.

But it was all my fault because I wasn’t “Making her feel desired enough” or whatever. She eventually pretended to be poly to Monkey Branch to one of my friends. That was fun.

Pffft! Yeah buddy, because whether or not you make it closer to Nirvana is definitely the only thing that matters here.

I’m starting to wonder how much of that saying had to do with all the lead in the pipes and the gas back then making people paranoid and violent combined with the whole “Fuck you, I got mine” thing we all know about.