I tried that oil thing the last time my hands got too spicy and I was super disappointed it didn’t do anything. I even tried again a few minutes later because it was so ineffectual but nothing.

“moving away from completely revolving around me as a demographic” is a bit tough, but you can sorta make everything before that work.

Godamn I’d demolish that right now.

Would it be easier to be simply defined as any data on any storage device that is connected to the internet and accessible that way? This would include things such as those CloudFlare cached copies and anything beyond simply WWW and make no distinction between humans and bots or dark or public. I guess that would make it pretty hard to make any even remotely educated guess though since so much it would not be accessible to anyon trying to count it.