I think we can probably conclude their industrial metal detector is not properly calibrated

This post was made by my dad in 2005

Janky in what way? Mine’s been responding weirdly to controller input, but I’m also way out of date on the operating system because fuck Google lol

Shoulda had oysters beforehand. That could have pushed you over the line

I absolutely assumed it was meant for a straight woman frustrated with her husband when I bought it. As a bi man with a wife of my own, I will be wearing it ironically lol