I bet the Turnip administration is really upset about the person whose job it is to communicate with the press was really distracting and ineffective. Now they’ll have to waste more time looking for another with just a few short weeks until midterms. I bet they really hate that their pick is a relative nobody and convenient scapegoat. They probably really wanted to field questions about inflation, or oil prices, or food prices, or investments into Russia, or intentionally hamstringing Ukraine, or the Epstein files, or any of the insane things Turnip has said at recent rallies about his own health, or the superficial qualities of his supporters, or the bang up job RFK is doing with measles, or their targeting of political rivals, or their waivering support in traditionally rock solid strong holds, or that list of ballroom doners WP just released. Yup, I bet they’re really embarrassed. We should keep focusing on the card we picked, surely the magician wont use misdirection.

Paywall. Anyone want to help a bro?

It’s my theory that they put an intentionally bad candidate in place. People will talk about her rather than what she’s supposed to be talking about. She will be a distraction and then shit canned once they’re clear of midterms.

Dead dove, do not eat.

Silver lining: we have always and will always exist, they will only exist intermittently. We have always, and will always out number them.

Optimistic: glacial progress is still progress.

Pessimistic: Why bother planting a tree who’s shade you will never enjoy.

The only way we can truly fail is to adopt their mercenary “what’s in it for me” way of thinking.