👍Maximum Derek👍

My grandfather (a small plane mechanic and gadget guy since the 1930s) was always weirdly enamored by dashboard warning lights because, “In my day, you’d take the car for a drive on Sunday and spend the rest of the week fixing it. Problem lights would have been redundant.”

I’ve been thinking about nuggets like that from him ever since acollierastro posted her spark plug video.

Gasoline is also used in making cocaine. Better to smoke pot and just put errands off until tomorrow forever.

It’s bad enough I still follow one of these accounts on mastodon, I can’t have it here too. There is where I come to pretend I’m not wasting my life.

Ouija