I want the lions share of the profits of our economy! I want to pull the ladder up behind me! Why aren’t these lazy millennials having kids for me!?
You’re entitled millennials!
/Vomit
Just a below average idiot that mostly comments for one of 3 reasons:
Catharsis, expressing exasperation over the general state of things.
Looking to make someone laugh.
Self deprecation.
I want the lions share of the profits of our economy! I want to pull the ladder up behind me! Why aren’t these lazy millennials having kids for me!?
You’re entitled millennials!
/Vomit
Mirrors shatter when I look at them. Children run away crying when I pass. Women scream and vomit when they see me. My mother says “you’re such a handso-… Bwahahahhah!! Oh I can’t even finish that with a straight face…”
The world just physically cannot handle how attractive I am!