Tbf, manipulating masses through lies and propaganda itself is a form of robbing them of informed consent, so even they are not actually “fine” with him, they’re just not paying attention to the right sources and are still being lied to/propagandized.

But also he has the lowest approval rating of any president in history, so that’s a lot of “nobody.” Also three(?) high profile assassination attempts? Sound like a guy “nobody” cares about to you? Seems like at least 3 people do. Constant protests, yadda yadda, yeah sure, nobody cares, that’s why they’re protesting him, “Get out or don’t, whatever, who cares?” Yup, that’s what all the signs say.

Nobody cares? I guess that’s why nobody talks about it.

“Constantly you say?”

The aforementioned dogs. The welder is for the bunkers.

Ehhhhh by then pipe bombs won’t be so passé.

A) They should be

B) Cameras won’t stop shit if what they’re worried about came to pass, they’ll collect evidence that will be largely unusable, because it’ll be crowds they need to worry about, not “Steve.”

And yet you still need to replace your gaskets when they’re failing, because the gaskets are also important to the function of the fridge.

Now, am I going to spend the $15 to get gaskets for my bosses fridge? No, that’s his problem, but I can still “A) keep it closed.”

Well

A) Close it properly then. We have one of those at work, old worn out gaskets, fridge pops open when you close the top freezer, and somehow we can manage to figure out how to close it back up every time.

B) Replace your gaskets.

Y’all just leaving fridges open all day where you are? In my neck of the woods “Stop staring and pick something, you’re letting all the cold out.”

Yup! Idk if we know who put it there, but either Paul Reubens or someone on his staff was one of us! Paul was apparently aware of us but idk if he was actually a dues paying member.

We also have David Byrne, two of Devo (Mark for sure and one of the Casales, I can’t remember which though), the voice of Dr. Kleiner from Half Life is a high ranking member (Dr. Hal), Burroughs joined (after he left scientology), there’s many more too but I’m drawing a blank right now, but we’ve got some titans of weird art for sure (perhaps unsurprisingly, for a satirical art collective cult from the 70s.)

Nah, Xavier sounds more like some kind of renegade angel. And maybe he has a snake for a hand or something like that.

Idk I worship the Saint of Sales himself J. R. “Bob” Dobbs, personally.

Yes, which is why it’s weird they were able to steal it, gol’dang time travelers. No I wasn’t mistaken, time travelers. No I’m not bias because Warren Zevon rules, I said time travelers.

“Drop his donuts” means his dough circles fell off a table during the studio recording. You can hear him say “my donuts! Goddamn!” in the back of the track, it’s hilarious.

Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do, unless you want to hear Kid Rock butcher Sweet Home Alabama (which itself butchered Werewolves of London, and was only still good because you can hear Van Zandt drop his donuts, goddamn, in the back of the track) for the fourth time tonight.

I’m fond of skipping Kid Rock songs on the local dive bar’s touchtunes.