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Comic Strips@lemmy.worldbyAngryClosetMonkey@feddit.org

4 days

Hero [heyokyay]

This is a four-panel comic by heyokyay featuring stick figures.

Panel 1: A stick figure declares, "I want to be a hero!"

Panel 2: A bearded stick figure replies, "To be a hero, you need to save a girl..."

Panel 3: A female stick figure looks shocked and yells, "What the hell are you doing?!?"

Panel 4: The first stick figure is sitting on the ground, casually eating from a bowl of cookies. He answers, "I'm saving you from your murderous cookies."

Original post: https://mastodon.social/@heyokyay/117421798448574499

Comic Strips@lemmy.worldbyAngryClosetMonkey@feddit.org

5 days

Crab [heyokyay]

This is a four-panel comic by heyokyay featuring a pink crab.

Panel 1: The crab says, "Once upon a time, the earth was inhabited by unicorns. Until an asteroid came and wiped them all out."

Panel 2: The crab continues, "Then the earth was inhabited by dinosaurs. The asteroid came back again and wiped them all out."

Panel 3: The crab says, "Now the earth is inhabited by humans..."

Panel 4: The crab looks up with a black thought bubble that reads, "Where is the asteroid when we really need it?"

Original post: https://mastodon.social/@heyokyay/117418039321475133

Comic Strips@lemmy.worldbyAngryClosetMonkey@feddit.org

9 days

Panda [heyokyay]

This is a single-panel comic by heyokyay featuring a stick figure and a panda sitting across from each other. The stick figure asks, "Can you teach me how to be a panda?" The panda replies, "You have to sit around a lot, eat loads, play a bit every now and then, and whenever you're tired, you have to sleep." The stick figure responds, "I've finally found my calling."

Original post: https://mastodon.social/@heyokyay/117395278905094382

Comic Strips@lemmy.worldbyAngryClosetMonkey@feddit.org

9 days

Arguments [heyokyay]

This is a four-panel comic by heyokyay featuring a conversation between a male and female stick figure. Panel 1: The male figure declares, "From now on I’m going to tell people exactly what they want to hear!" Panel 2: He continues, "That way, everybody’s happy and there’s no more arguing." Panel 3: The female figure looks angry and yells, "That idea’s completely crazy!!" Panel 4: The male figure smiles cheerfully and replies, "You’re absolutely right, as usual!!" The female figure smiles back contentedly and has a black thought bubble that reads, "I know."

Original post: https://mastodon.social/@heyokyay/117388982862874918

Comic Strips@lemmy.worldbyAngryClosetMonkey@feddit.org

9 days

Finding Friends [heyokyay]

https://mastodon.social/@heyokyay/117377613172824724

Original post: https://mastodon.social/@heyokyay/117377613172824724

Comic Strips@lemmy.worldbyAngryClosetMonkey@feddit.org

9 days

Pathetic [heyokyay]

This is a three-panel comic by heyokyay featuring a male and female stick figure. Panel 1: The male figure walks toward the seated female figure while holding a flower. She has a thought bubble that reads, "I'm so pathetic. Now he's bringing me flowers out of sympathy." Panel 2: He offers her the flower and nervously says, "I... erm... so I love you." She stands up, shocked, and replies, "Have you got brain damage?!? Nobody could willingly love me!" Panel 3: The female figure leads him away by the hand, leaving the dropped flower on the ground. She tells him, "I'm taking you to the Doctor. You need help."

Original post: https://mastodon.social/@heyokyay/117372181657927159

Comic Strips@lemmy.worldbyAngryClosetMonkey@feddit.org

25 days

Wise Owl

This is a four-panel comic by heyokyay featuring a conversation between a stick figure and an owl perched on a branch.Panel 1: The stick figure asks, "Wise Owl, how do I get my life under control?" Panel 2: The owl replies, "Do the most important things first, go to bed early, have a proper daily routine, and exercise regularly." Panel 3: The stick figure complains, "Those are exactly the things I really don't want to do!" The owl simply responds, "That's why you haven't got your life under control." Panel 4: The stick figure angrily gives the owl the middle finger and yells, "Thanks for nothing, Wise Owl!" The owl flips the stick figure off in return and shouts, "Get out of my forest, you lump of shit!"

Original post: https://mastodon.social/@heyokyay/117303280812787539