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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyjballs@sh.itjust.works
2 days

POV you opened Lemmy this morning

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    • ashenone@lemmy.ml
      2 days

      The internet is for porn

        • aizakku@sh.itjust.works
          2 days

          https://youtu.be/j6eFNRKEROw

        • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
          2 days

          I call bs… there are plenty of cats, too

            • TheTechnician27@lemmy.worldEnglish
              2 days

              Noted: tiddies and pussy.

            • arctanthrope@lemmy.worldEnglish
              2 days

              from context I’ve pieced together that I missed a popular post saying something like “pov when you get up in the morning to go to work and see your partners titties”

                • jballs@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                  2 days

                  Yeah it all started with this one:

                  https://lemmy.world/post/52572307

                    • Maven (famous)@lemmy.zip
                      2 days

                      How do you think the OP feels about this meme being the new Beans?

                    • FuCensorship@lemmy.today
                      2 days

                      Yeah this a Lemmy exclusive series 🤣

                    • Freakazoid! @feddit.org
                      2 days

                      aww i missed it 😞

                        • jballs@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                          2 days

                          You didn’t miss much. Just a bunch of posts about tiddies, but very little actual tiddies.

                            • [deleted]@piefed.worldEnglish
                              2 days

                              The couple of outdoor boobies and tits pics were nice.

                                • Blurntout@lemmy.ca
                                  2 days

                                  No soapy?

                                    • [deleted]@piefed.worldEnglish
                                      2 days

                                      Nah, the tits were just rinsing off.

                              • Jo Miran@lemmy.ml
                                2 days

                                Yeah man, I tell you what, man. That dang ol’ Internet, man. You just go on there and point and click. Talk about W-W-dot-W-com. An’ lotsa nekkid chicks on there, man. Click. Click. Click. Click. Click. It’s real easy, man. – Boomhauer

                                “Hank’s Got the Willies” (Season 1, Episode 4), February 9, 1997

                                • NatakuNox@lemmy.world
                                  2 days

                                    • jballs@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                      2 days

                                      https://lemmy.world/c/lemmyshitpost

                                    • TheRealKuni@piefed.socialEnglish
                                      2 days

                                      I remember way back in high school I was talking in one of my classes about the first “world wide web” server on a NeXT cube at CERN. It had a paper taped to it that said, “This machine is a server. DO NOT POWER IT DOWN!!”

                                      My friend, without missing a beat, said, “Within moments a second server was up. It was full of filthy, filthy porn.”

                                        • jballs@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                          2 days

                                          Due to the invention of the Internet, I think it’s safe to say that the average person today has seen more titties than all the past generations combined.

                                            • terranoid@lemmy.cafeEnglish
                                              2 days

                                              It’s cultural that we even care. I believe in Ancient Egypt, lots of women worked and lived topless and it wasn’t considered obscene.

                                              https://www.worldhistory.org/article/1037/fashion--dress-in-ancient-egypt/

                                                • jballs@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                  2 days

                                                  Yeah but most groups of people didn’t travel extensively and meet a lot of new people. I’m guessing they probably saw 200 or so pairs of titties in their lives. Those are dismal numbers for any 14 year old with a high speed Internet connections.

                                            • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
                                              2 days

                                              And team porn and cuck sports

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