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- WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todayEnglish20 hours
The plot twist is our protagonist themselves does have tiddies.
- sit@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish1 day
This is Kolanaki@pawb.social. Kolanaki@pawb.social fucks their boyfriend before he leaves to work. Be like Kolanaki@pawb.social.
1 dayI don’t have a bf, but I do have a master that lets me play with others, and a thick wolfcock that always needs serving. Where my cuties at?
Usually if I’m driving a car from the back seat it’s because I’m dreaming. Usually.
- sit@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish1 day
POV the guy behind me rolls coal.
POV somebody replied to me on lemmy (I have not seen it yet because I’m a responsible driver who respects their and their environments safety who doesn’t fiddle the smartphone above 70 miles per hour).
POV i gotta pee.
POV i remember the meme which used the pov-meme format the wrong way and I ask myself if the pov meme with the pov of driving a car is the same guy who wanted to show what they learned.
- 19 hours
no i know everything from yesterday up until when i went to sleep. but now the tiddies are soapy for some reason and not out anymore
Careful, thinking about your partner naked too much is rapey, or whatever.
- [deleted]@piefed.worldEnglish1 day
I think the ‘or whatever’ conveyed the /s but I don’t have a degree or whatever.
It also was a shittastic joke. Knowing it’s sarcasm doesn’t save it.
- 1 day
Uhhh… Is that a thing anyone says…? I’m vaguely ace spectrum, so I don’t always follow all this stuff, but I don’t think I’ve seen anyone see anything to that effect 😅
