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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbygigastasio@sh.itjust.works
2 months

How we doing out there today? I’m like a 2, maybe a 9…

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    • Tanis Nikana@lemmy.world
      2 months

      I’m a five. It is what it is, and it is an axe in my head.

        • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
          2 months

          ¯\(ツ)/¯

            • boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip
              2 months

          • jxk@sh.itjust.works
            2 months

            6, definitely.

            But I’m OK

            • Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works
              2 months

              7 “Well, fuck me I guess”

              • LoreSoong@startrek.websiteEnglish
                2 months

                1 is too relatable. He just looks perturbed.

                  • BigBenis@lemmy.world
                    2 months

                    “I can’t believe you’ve done this!”

                    • tetris11@feddit.ukEnglish
                      2 months

                      1 is “Well alright, you might have a point. Friends?” whilst someone points and calls me an idiot

                    • Corndog@lemmy.world
                      2 months

                      I know this isn’t the point, but this is absolutely not how scales work.

                      • ghost_towels@sh.itjust.works
                        2 months

                        I think I was all of them at some point today. But it’s leveled out at 5. Eh, see if this ax is still here tomorrow.

                        • Captain Baka@feddit.org
                          2 months

                          4 looks kinda annoyed like: You really put that knoife in me chest, innit bruv?

                          • rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                            2 months

                            Really feeling the 3 today. I wrote a hacky workaround for a failing script that works better than expected, and a different script I’m writing is progressing nicely, but I discovered a bug that breaks functionality

                            • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
                              2 months
                              1. 24/7
                              • justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io
                                2 months

                                4 before lunch.

                                3 now that I know the orange moron is trying to rename AI, that shit is hilarious.

                                • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                  2 months

                                  I’m either a 1 or a 5. “Eh, what are you going to do?”

                                  • Apathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                    2 months

                                    Its a shame these aren’t laid out a bit better, cuz I’m between a 5 and a 7, but thats definitely not 6.

                                    • Mangoholic@lemmy.ml
                                      2 months

                                      3

                                      • Mighty_Appititey@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                        2 months

                                        9, because the hits just keep on coming.

                                        • Eternal192@anarchist.nexusEnglish
                                          2 months

                                          Working night shift this week so i’ll take number 6.

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