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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyrestingOface@quokk.au
4 days

fencing champions

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fencing champions
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    • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      4 days

      When I was in high school the fencing team had “F***ing Team” t-shirts.

        • SpikedIguana@sh.itjust.works
          4 days

          Dang when I was in high school I had to take a bumper sticker off my car to park in the lot, a sticker provided by our state health department.

            • kn33@lemmy.worldEnglish
              3 days

              Was it “I ❤️ Boobies”?

                • SpikedIguana@sh.itjust.works
                  3 days

                  No, it was promoting using condoms, sadly can’t find it.

            • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
              4 days

              They’re wizzers Harry

              • fleebleneeble@reddthat.com
                4 days

                Pee

                  • username_1@discuss.tchncs.de
                    4 days

                    Rapeer.

                      • SlightlyNormal@lemmy.world
                        4 days

                        Epee

                    • Trex@lemmy.world
                      4 days

                      Who won the pissing match?

                        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                          3 days

                          I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought that at first glance 😄

                        • ZeroEightOneFive@reddthat.com
                          4 days

                          Are they all left-handed?

                            • jqubed@lemmy.world
                              4 days

                              They just start the fight that way, but if they’re losing then they’ll switch to the right hand

                                • TheEEEdiot@sh.itjust.works
                                  4 days

                                  • blx@piefed.zipEnglish
                                    4 days

                                    Second health bar?

                                  • okwhateverdude@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                    4 days

                                    Woah, I thought maybe the pic was flipped, but the text in the background says no. Yeah, it does appear they are all left handed. Sinister Fencers

                                      • Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                        4 days

                                        IIRC it gives a pretty significant advantage as most fencers are used to right hand opponents

                                        Random stat I found on a site that doesn’t cite a source :

                                        While only 10% of the general population is left-handed, roughly 30% of Olympic fencing medalists have been left-handed.

                                        Edit : Apparently it’s not just about unfamiliarity, due to how fencing works:

                                        However, the geometric differences in left-versus-right fencing mean the advantage can be narrowed but never fully eliminated

                                        • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                          3 days

                                          Sinister Fencers

                                          I was in a band called that. We mostly played grunge and reggae covers of Hannah Montana songs while straddling various animatronic creatures on stage.

                                      • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
                                        4 days

                                        Ok, but no joke. All three of them could kill us in a knife fight.

                                          • Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works
                                            4 days

                                            Not these guys; you need the sabre for those skills.

                                              • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
                                                4 days

                                                I mean… there’s three of them. Definitely gonna take us out.

                                                I think eppe would be really good though. Stabbing wrists and shit.

                                                  • Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works
                                                    3 days

                                                    Gonna get them with a sneaky toe stab!

                                                • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
                                                  3 days

                                                  Don’t bring a knife to a pissing fight.

                                                • Cris_Citrus (he/him <3)@piefed.zipEnglish
                                                  3 days

                                                  Mmm, silver shower 🤤

                                                  • Kuma@lemmy.world
                                                    3 days

                                                    I am not taking sides so I am staying on the fence. At least someone got the point.

                                                    Sorry, not sorry, I am seeing my self out

                                                    • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                                      4 days

                                                      Wee!

                                                      • frog@feddit.uk
                                                        4 days

                                                        Ya’ll want to play lightsabres on the toilet?

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