Lingo

Let’s fridge zone that as an equilateral hexagon and microwave it tomorrow

This is how all LinkedIn speak began.

It’s like when you align your core leverages to analyze your actionable verticals so stakeholders can circle down and pivot their parts to the table.

It’s all water under the fridge. It’s not rocket appliances.

Human Intelligence Slop… The absolute worst, amiright?

I’ve fully leveraged the blue sky envelope and the parked that in the sidebar while we circle back to the low hanging fruit. Any builds?

Manager: This idea for the project is so fetch.

Manager: If it’s not fetch then get fetch.

Programmer: Which repo are we git fetch ing?