I regret to inform everyone that my copy of QBittorrent escaped its sandbox last night and downloaded a whole bunch of content owned by major corporations, and then my copy of Jellyfin broke containment and added those unfortunately-downloaded media files to its various libraries. I’m conducting an internal investigation to figure out how this happened, which will involve consuming these media files until the answers become apparent. Thank you for your cooperation during this trying time.
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- stevles@aussie.zoneEnglish27 days
I know it’s satire, but this is more or less the same shit corpos use to bail themselves out.
- BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.worksEnglish27 days
Not anymore, you just got pwned. I found your IP, 127.0.0.1 btw, and reverse engineered your proxy to put it’s firewall on the blockchain.
27 daysNo that’s not fair, now you own the NFT that points to my computer so now you legally own it :(
- 28 days
Great incident response! Don’t forget, you’re not alone! Have you considered using any other resources? For instance, a bag of potato chips can greatly improve efficiency during the intital analysis of the media. If you have the funds, a bottle of beer can sometimes sharpen one’s analytic faculties, I hear.
- technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish27 days
They’ll get like Alabama to give them free land and subsidies for a data center next to some poors.
- technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish27 days
As long as it doesn’t hack my Kodai. This super intelligent being has been faithfully serving me the best music, videos, and games. I’m so grateful for my best and smartest friend. \s
