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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.net
3 days

Crocs

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    • Programmer Belch@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
      3 days

      Sadly no, they look like they are walking around:

      cocodrile with only the head mover the water

        • dismay3915@lemmy.world
          3 days

          Still looks terrifying to me

          • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.netEnglish
            3 days

            I know this, and you know this, but the fuck if facts and logic are going to change my mind when the alternative belief is fucking cute as hell

          • Pope-King Joe@lemmy.worldEnglish
            3 days

            Only give them uppies if they’re small and you’re throwing them through a Wendy’s drive thru.

            • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
              3 days

              Wait, really?? I always pictured them as laying out along the surface with their tail behind; is that only when they’re actively swimming?

              • TimboSlice@discuss.onlineEnglish
                3 days

                Gator float

                  • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
                    3 days

                    never skip leg tail day

                  • 🍉 DrRedOctopus 🐙🍉@lemmy.world
                    3 days

                    now I gotta give a croc some uppies

                      • Telemachus93@slrpnk.net
                        3 days

                        Nooo, it’s a trap!

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