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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbystumu415@lemmy.zip
10 days

Hot sauce

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    • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world
      10 days

      Some die of thirst while others drown.

        • boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip
          9 days

        • CH3DD4R_G0B-L1N@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
          10 days

          I can fix her…but is she really even broken?

            • DrPop@lemmy.world
              10 days

              Dont cheat on her and you won’t find out.

                • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.socialEnglish
                  10 days

                  What if I want some hot sauce in my asshole?

                    • GeorgimusPrime@lemmy.world
                      10 days

                      Have you tried happiness? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CirG2b4yFgI

                • DarkDiamondK@lemmy.world
                  10 days

                  Sounds like a pain in the ass

                  • TomMasz@lemmy.worldEnglish
                    10 days

                    This might not be real, but that look of no regrets on her face certainly is.

                    • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
                      10 days

                      I can fix her

                        • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldEnglish
                          10 days

                          What’s there to fix? She’s already perfect.

                        • MrNesser@lemmy.world
                          10 days

                          Someone prepped for the photo before the crime

                          • felixwhynot@lemmy.world
                            10 days

                            Not my kink… well, not not my kink…

                              • Tehhund@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                10 days

                                Suddenly my kink.

                                • Frozengyro@lemmy.world
                                  10 days

                                  Don’t knock it til you try it

                                • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
                                  10 days

                                  I have to pay extra for that … :(

                                  • Varesti@lemmy.zip
                                    10 days

                                    Tapatío is basically ketchup level heat. I would have sprung for the scorpion pepper sauce. (Yes, I know it gets hotter, but scorpions have that unique sting.)

                                      • nymnympseudonym@piefed.socialEnglish
                                        10 days

                                        Pure capsaicin crystals. 16,000,000 Scoville units

                                        image

                                        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blair's_Sauces_and_Snacks

                                        • a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world
                                          9 days

                                          Cool. Put some in your rectum.

                                            • Varesti@lemmy.zip
                                              9 days

                                              I have, multiple times, it just went into my mouth first. 😏

                                          • _cnt0@sh.itjust.works
                                            10 days

                                            I need to see the tits that were cheated with to make a fair judgement call on the (in-/) sanity of all parties involved.

                                            • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
                                              10 days

                                              Feels like slop and there’s no associated news story

                                                • TeddE@lemmy.world
                                                  10 days

                                                  While I agree that this is likely not tied to specific real events, this is !lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world, and that sorta low effort content is accepted here.

                                                  I think this is a 'shop rather than AI - but I could be wrong (and you said slop, not necessarily AI slop). It strikes me as dumb because if I were the wife doing this, I’d grab something with more kick than Tapatio.

                                                  Heck, I bet I could find some kinksters that do this sorta thing for fun. (But remember kids, consent is key!)

                                                    • FilthyHands@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                      10 days

                                                      “Sure, Vietnam was fun, but not going-to-the-circus fun or fly-fishing-in-Montana fun. It was more shoving shards of broken glass up your ass and then sitting in a tub of Tabasco sauce fun.”

                                                      • Jimbo
                                                  • adj@sh.itjust.works
                                                    10 days

                                                    I’m really more of a Valentina enema person.

                                                      • MrSelfDestruct@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                                        10 days

                                                        I like a chili paste boof

                                                      • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.socialEnglish
                                                        10 days

                                                        Would it hurt any more than it usually does after eating it normally? 🤔

                                                        • Zayzaya@lemmy.world
                                                          10 days

                                                          Her picture is… they’re quite generous…

                                                            • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
                                                              10 days

                                                            • hOrni@lemmy.world
                                                              10 days

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