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- Cethin@lemmy.zipEnglish1 day
My only thought is he got a death threat from someone saying “they’d shoot his fat ass” and the dumbass took it literally and asked for some ass body armor.
In this case it’s certainly not a brain alien. But it is a coiled pile of something.
3 daysI’ve spent a decade of my life trying to put myself in the mindset of the fucking losers that idolize this fucking loser.
Still not any closer than I was when I started trying. Maybe a lobotomy would help.
My first thought was the ancient fat slob has some kind of infected wound in his crotch folds and that is a wound vac.
- Carmakazi@piefed.socialEnglish3 days
Suspicion is that he’s wearing some sort of exoskeletal leg/hip brace for stability and endurance.
The future’s so bright I gotta wear some sort of exoskeletal leg/hip brace
Is that a counterweight to prevent him from keeling over and faceplanting? Dude always leans forward, it seems.
- 3 days
Based on his diet, I seriously doubt he’s getting enough fiber to shit a pebble.
- 3 days
My landlord told me it was bulletproof padding… yeah she’s all in on this nut.
Yes it does actually work! There’s a recent experiment done by Japanese scientist that injected liquid oxygen into the intestines through the rectum and it showed that ones blood could be significantly oxygenated through those means. Imagine not having to intubate people for surgery and emergency purposes. Could provide a lot of lifesaving benefits.
Seems like it’s not true liquid oxygen but “a liquid (called a perfluorocarbon) that can be loaded with much more oxygen than water normally carries”.
- Cethin@lemmy.zipEnglish1 day
You can actually breathe PFCs too. They’ve tested having deep sea diver’s helmets filled with PFCs and they breathe the oxygenated liquid.
