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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyVaresti@lemmy.zip
12 days

I've already got a chest freeze. 🥶

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    • Scratch@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      12 days

      …. because bras are measured in cup sizes!!!

        • Varesti@lemmy.zip
          12 days

          • lime!@feddit.nu
            12 days

            …so she’s a venti?

          • Sarah Valentine@pawb.social
            12 days

            Now that’s breasting boobily!

            • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world
              12 days

              Silicone is a good insulator.

                • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
                  12 days

                  I don’t think you could do this with implants. There’s a reason they call them “bolt-ons”

                • Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world
                  12 days

                  Since my moobs can’t do that I’ll drink some additional beer to plump them up

                    • mrunicornman@lemmy.world
                      11 days

                      Or you can drink a whole lot more beer and turn your belly into a shelf.

                        • Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.appEnglish
                          10 days

                          That’s for cereal

                            • quantumcrop@lemmy.today
                              9 days

                              It’s like how the outside fork is the salad fork.

                        • HuePony@lemmy.ml
                          12 days

                          Looks painful

                          • alexquiniou@lemmy.zip
                            11 days

                            Looks like someone is buying adds on lemmy.

                            Edit : My bad, it’s not the case.

                            Seen this two post by the same guy and though it was the same girl. https://vger.to/lemmy.zip/post/74086424 https://vger.to/lemmy.zip/post/74083783

                              • SpinItBetter@lemmy.world
                                11 days

                                I am too stupid to see what this is an ad for. Does that mean it is working?

                                  • unclejeeves@lemmy.world
                                    11 days

                                    Same. Ad for big tiddies?

                                      • Varesti@lemmy.zip
                                        10 days

                                        They think it’s an ad for someone’s OF, but it’s just 2 pictures next to each other in my meme folder from a year+ ago.

                                  • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                                    12 days

                                    What’s the left hand doing?

                                      • rotkehle @feddit.org
                                        12 days

                                        steering?

                                        • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world
                                          12 days

                                          It’s realizing that the picture is taken in America, not reversed. Also steering.

                                          • CompactFlax@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
                                            12 days

                                            Putting away the wallet

                                            • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.caEnglish
                                              12 days

                                              Trying to stay warm.

                                              • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                                                12 days

                                                Driving? On the correct side of the road…

                                              • dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works
                                                12 days

                                                  • Vespair@lemmy.zipEnglish
                                                    12 days

                                                    It’s not AI, she’s an OF model. @unidentifiedginger on Insta and OF.

                                                    • Naho_Zako@piefed.zipEnglish
                                                      12 days

                                                      Can you help me identify the slop? I’m getting bad at this 😔

                                                      Is it her hand on her lap? That area is kinda blurry and confusing to look at.

                                                        • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
                                                          11 days

                                                          That’s just a filter/vignette causing a soft filter on the edges.

                                                          • Malica@lemmy.zip
                                                            12 days

                                                            Me too, it feels hopeless. Keep practicing and hope for the best :(

                                                            • dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works
                                                              12 days

                                                              Nope. Just post it randomly to see how many people mindlessly agree with it.

                                                                • yoshi@lemmy.today
                                                                  12 days

                                                                  Hehe hilarious! Blocked.

                                                                    • dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works
                                                                      11 days

                                                                      So dramatic.

                                                                • Axolotl.cpp@lemmy.dbzer0.com
                                                                  8 days

                                                                  Ironically, dontbelivethis comment

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