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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyVaresti@lemmy.zip
12 days

I don't know about that life.

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    • Tja@programming.dev
      12 days

      Quality shit post.

        • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
          12 days

          bloody

            • Tja@programming.dev
              12 days

              Bloody good, that is, innit?

          • bstix@feddit.dk
            12 days

            The stance of the skater looks like he’s skating goofy and setting up for a fakie backside 180 heel flip or fakie inward heel. Difficult to tell from a single frame.

            Anyway, those tricks could easily end up with him getting credit carded by the board, which would explain the toiletpapir.

              • Varesti@lemmy.zip
                12 days

                Thank you for your expert analysis. 🫡

                • Snowcano@startrek.website
                  12 days

                  You see? Beautiful comments like this are why I keep opening lemmy. ❤️

                  • motoxjake@lemmy.zip
                    12 days

                    Credit Card Swiper, NO swiping!

                  • VibeSurgeon@piefed.socialEnglish
                    12 days

                    Eat fiber and get a bidet

                      • Varesti@lemmy.zip
                        12 days

                        How does that work, does the water turn red when you’re clean? /s

                          • rumba@lemmy.zipEnglish
                            12 days

                            Well, that, and you feel your skin down there getting inflated like a water balloon. That’s when the real red hits.

                            • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today
                              12 days

                              You’ve seen Poltergeist, right?

                            • daggermoon@piefed.worldEnglish
                              12 days

                              Thanks for the tips, I have the same problem.

                              • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
                                12 days

                                or wiped too hard.

                                • arrow74@lemmy.zip
                                  12 days

                                  Had the same issue the other day ate a can of beans about it

                                • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                  12 days

                                  Ironically, for me, the cheap stuff always seems to work way better than name-brand, which doesn’t even seem to have this feature most of the time.

                                    • starik@lemmy.today
                                      12 days

                                      Even the cheap stuff is part of the Big TP scam. Tree leaves already do this naturally, for free. It’s almost as if they were designed that way ✝️😉

                                      • TrickDacy@lemmy.world
                                        12 days

                                        Definitely the same experience I have

                                      • Polisheocket@lemmy.zip
                                        12 days

                                        Bidet life

                                        • tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone
                                          12 days

                                          • Hupf@feddit.org
                                            12 days

                                            https://youtu.be/HWPnTLVPu2I

                                            • jimp@feddit.uk
                                              12 days

                                              “It’s not clean til it bleeds” My co-worker

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