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- TouchMacaque@lemmy.caEnglish8 days
You know several years ago I modified my dad’s asshole to dispense coins whenever he got punched in the face. I signed him up for boxing and made a lot of money every time he lost. I got a lot of shit from people about it though because he had dementia but I used the money on an experimental dementia treatment for him that caused him to die. Lucky for me I brought him to a taxidermist to have him stuffed and the unlimited coins out the asshole trick still works.
- 7 days
What a terrible day to be literate.
Just… just take my upvote before I change my mind. 👍
You will get hot pockets too if you’re having an 9V battery and some loose change in it
