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Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldbyickplant@lemmy.world
8 days

Just try it

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    • Happy Cat@lemmy.world
      8 days

      Very true to life meme. “11 spoonfuls” but actually 16. Same.

        • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
          8 days

          They’re non-standard spoons, slightly smaller. They needed 16 to provide a full 11 standard spoonfuls of peanut butter.

        • pitaya@lemmy.zip
          8 days

          • sartalon@lemmy.world
            8 days

            AI slooooop

            • i_need_your_bones@piefed.socialEnglish
              8 days

              Goodbye hunger on a spoon legit great for when you need it.

              Maybe not eleven. Just two. Fantastic for when you don’t want to eat but your stomach disagrees.

                • trojanbark@lemmy.world
                  8 days

                  I have two spoonfuls of peanut butter every night for dinner. Saves a tremendous amount of money.

                    • queerlilhayseed@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                      8 days

                      It’s hard to beat as a budget food. I find I don’t tend to go for it when I have almond butter money to splash around, partially because it reminds me of being broke.

                  • schwifty_squanch@lemmy.ml
                    8 days

                    Can confirm, I’ve never regretted eating eleven spoonfuls of delicious peanut butter.

                    • Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish
                      8 days

                      peanut butter toast and a small glass of soy milk is my goto when I can’t sleep because I’m hungry

                      • Malica@lemmy.zip
                        8 days

                        That’s enough food for a week

                        • Consensusallthewaydown@lemmy.world
                          8 days

                          Safe, consistent snack.

                          • Torn Apart By Dogs@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish
                            8 days

                            Look. I was high and I was hungry, okay?

                            • IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish
                              8 days

                              or just take two tablespoons of peanut butter and like one friend I know, balance ten tablespoons worth of peanut butter on one tablespoon and do it twice and almost completely empty out one small jar and still comfortably say that you only used two tablespoons of peanut butter.

                              • NorthWestWind@lemmy.zip
                                8 days

                                You will certainly not regret FOUR

                                • Fafa@lemmy.world
                                  8 days

                                  Those are 16 spoons of sloppy peanut butter

                                    • lugal@sopuli.xyz
                                      8 days

                                      Doesn’t really matter as long as it’s a prime number

                                    • StabbingSky@lemmy.zip
                                      8 days

                                      Uh… That’s my midnight snack.

                                      • actualaccount@sopuli.xyz
                                        8 days

                                        Haha me

                                        • bandanawearingbanana@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                          8 days

                                          A dog wrote this.

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