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“Then he came back to my window, yelled GUN and pulled me out of the car and slammed me face-first into the pavement.”
- 9 days
I thought they were on boats and was wondering how he’s walking on water
9 daysI remember my grandpa forwarding this to me in an email before Facebook even existed.
- 9 days
As long as it isn’t Budweizer, that’s not beer, that’s piss in a bottle
- 9 days
Me fucking with cops
I was speeding on a highway and a trooper lit me up.
I pull over and he asks the dumb question “Do you know fast you were going?”
I reply “Yeah, fast enough for you to turn on those lights.”
His face went beet red, he wanted me to say something stupid he can lord over me even though I know I’m getting the ticket. He stormed off after getting my info and handed me the same ticket I would have gotten if I kissed his bloated fat ass.
- 9 days
Its a statie, you’re not getting out of the ticket. So whats the difference?
If you get a ticket for 30 over vs 7 over, it’s a lot easier to argue there’s a problem with their measurement when you haven’t admitted guilt
- 9 days
I said I was going fast enough to turn on the cherries and berries. No admission of how fast I was actually going. Just fast enough for him to stop me and to take a shot at his ego.
- Monument@piefed.worldEnglish9 days
I was thinking about that question the other day. My fantasy answers were: “Not fast enough!” or “Fast enough to catch your eye. [suggestive wink]”. For context, I’m emphatically not what most people involved in policing would be attracted attracted to.
- Pratai@piefed.caEnglish8 days
Then the woman laughed, the car laughed, and as it sped away, so too did the cruiser.
