Says President Nero while attempting to grab a nearby fiddle with his tiny, tiny bruised hands.
switcheroo@lemmy.worldEnglish
17 daysThis is fucking insane. I don’t think the POTUS should be threatening every single citizen of the country like that.
I also don’t think a rapist, pedophile, conman, felon, grifter, old ass pudding brain should be POTUS.
- 16 days
Oh sure.
He won fair and square in 2024, right between trying to falsify the election in 2020, attempting to overthrow the government in 2021, and trying to falsify the election in 2026.
- 16 days
He only won the popular vote once.
It’s more like a handful of decisive districts voted for him. Half consistently voted against him.
Yeah well half consistently voted for him, our country has a serious fucking problem and it starts with the people who live in it.
- 17 days
The america this pedophile putin lover wants should be burned to the ground.
- 17 days
Last election he said if he wasn’t elected then we would be at war with Iran, gas prices would skyrocket, groceries would be unaffordable, and masked police would be patrolling the streets.
He literally projected exactly what he ended up doing, as is tradition.
Two political parties are supposed to work together for the benefit of everyone, the second a politician tries to divide the country they need to be jailed, or at the very least removed from politics. There is no place for this toxicity in a prosperous country.
- 18 days
One of my teachers in a humanities related field said she had a dream where people were running through the street and making tons of noise at like 2 am that woke her up, and they were just screaming “HE’S DEAD! HE’S DEAD!!”
So that’s how people in the humanities are doing, if anyone was curious.
- 18 days
Trump being dead wouldn’t solve anything. He’s demented puppet of a rotten system which won’t change just because a the puppet breaks.
- 18 days
I think every option other than Trump is better than him simply because the popular mandate can’t be had by a freak like Miller, it can’t be had by a rizzless baffoon like Vance, a stuffy devil in a suit like Vought, a sniveling gremlin pedophile like Lutnick, or a out and about Jewish Supremacist like Kushner. The only person I worry about being in charge is Tucker Carlson. Given how the world only ever seems to get worse, I think this would be the end result. Most of my predictions are true by imaging the worst possible scenario. The only upsides to him is that he’s made a lot of enemies, but I think he’s demonstrated his ability to lie his way into power and I don’t think that would be a saving grace for us at all, we’d probably be fucked, and he’s definitely smart enough and charismatic enough to achieve most of his white supremacist goals. The best case scenario is Trump having a stroke while complaining about Tucker being a traitor.
- 17 days
I understand the argument, but I’m not sure if this circus of wacky sock puppets isn’t primarily meant to distract us from the things that really matter right now, because we get so worked up every day over the nonsense coming out of the current administration.
- 18 days
I excitedly launch my news app every time I hear anything that might be gunshots or fireworks. I have an $80 bottle of bourbon on deck.
I might actually relapse that day- not fully, just with a glass or two of champagne. I think that’s a celebration worthy of a drink despite the eight years of sobriety.
- 17 days
There are good sparkling NA options so you can have a special, celebratory drink without breaking the streak. Also, congrats on 8 years!
Cheers mate, thank you. I definitely enjoy those options from time to time and will likely stick with them. I don’t think I could sacrifice the best thing I’ve ever done for myself, even in celebration of the planet being a bit lighter.
- 16 days
The higher prices are directly from his tariffs and war and people should know that. Last time, however, prices were not Biden’s fault and economy had recovered better than most places, but the people wrongly blamed Dems as they were instructed to and ignored all the warnings. One relief check went out during his time and two from orange, if you want to try that nonsense. They won’t really care though or understand this, and mindlessly swing back and forth, other than the tribal ones that stick with maga regardless of the damage, and they’re proud to pay more and all the suffering too!
- 17 days
Trump warns…
“If Obama wins, the country will burn and be lost to communism” Obama serves two terms in a row, no burning and still waiting for “communism”
“If Biden wins, the country will burn and be lost to communism” Biden wins, still no burning (except Jan.6) or “communism”
“If Kamala wins the country will burn and be lost to communism” Trump wins and we watch him burn and loot the country in 4K HDR 360fps as fascism rolls in
Do republicuck magatards ever learn?
MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldEnglish
17 daysthey’re excuses, not justifications. if a phrase lets them pretend a fig leaf of sense they’ll beat that dead horse worse than SNL
Mulligrubs@lemmy.worldEnglish
17 daysWhy do you think the Democrats are any different?
“If Biden wins, we’ll get higher minimum wage”
“If Obama wins, we’ll get universal healthcare!”
“If Clinton wins, we’ll get universal healthcare!”
Suckers gonna suck
- 17 days
If you can’t tell the difference between the Obama/Biden admin and Trump then please tell us what’s your favourite colour of crayon to eat
Konala Koala@lemmy.worldEnglish
17 daysAnd the response from his election opponent from two years ago is, “Harris Warns America Will Burn if Democrats Lost This Election”
- 16 days
He also rapes children, is a murder, shits his pants, has small hands that smell like cabbage, is a Nazi sympathizer.
- 18 days
If enough Democrats win, they can push legislation through without him being able to block it.
- 18 days
Ohh for sure, maybe even impeach, but the headline implies something else entirely though…wonder if he would flee to russia lol










