cross-posted from: https://discuss.online/post/47147173
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The real question is how long until each of these can be one-shotted.
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- 16 days
The Godfather would say “big naturals edition” b/c those old school mafioso types would have some pride in the old ways
So no to plastic surgery to make your boobs bigger but yes to plastic surgery to make your vagina smaller?
- Feathercrown@lemmy.worldEnglish15 days
“Ayy check out da broad wit da big naturals”
“Vinnie it’s 2026 nobody says ‘broad’ anymore no cap frfr”
It’s not the future humanity needs right now, but it’s the one it deserves. 🦇
- 17 days
Go a step further. The movie is generated in real-time by consolidating and averaging the will of the people in the theatre.
It may start out as big tittied X-Men, but then people get bored and maybe want it to shift to something else, then when there are no ideas, or no good ideas, Ben Affleck fills in the gaps.
- nilloc@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish17 days
Just build the movie from the collected feeds of whatever the audience is scrolling through at that moment.
Doomscroll the movie coming to a
data collection centertheater near you.
Honestly, I’d be okay with this future if that was all that happened. Living in a big tittied hellscape sounds a lot better than shitty ad filled hellscape.
- 15 days
Oops! Each one of those is two hours long with an ad break every forty-five seconds. And at the end, it turns out that it was all product placement.
17 daysI always thought Uma had weird feet, but as I get older, those feet get bolder
- 16 days
He already peaked his foot fetish when he got his buddy to make a film so that he could drink whiskey off Selma Hayek’s feet.
- 17 days
Pride and Prejudice and Big Titties
Pirates of the Caribbean: The Big Titties of the Black Pearl
Forrest Gump But It’s Just 2 Hours of Jenny With Big Titties
- 17 days
I really liked “The Empire Strikes Back where Big-Tittied Yoda Fights the Big-Tittied Exogorth”.
Some might say that $785 billion in debt isn’t worth it, but it’s a small price to pay for big tiddies.
- 15 days
That is the part I would exclude for sure. Nobody wants a Fastest and Furriest in cars.
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