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Dull Men's Club@lemmy.worldbybillwashere@lemmy.world
10 days

My wooden utensil broke making dinner.

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    • BooBees@fedinsfw.appEnglish
      10 days

      Two in the ground beef, one in the sink

        • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
          10 days

          I am shocked!

            • violentfart@lemmy.world
              10 days

              Common for first timers.

                • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world
                  10 days

                  But there more times, right? I wasn’t complaining…

              • W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
                10 days

                • unitedwithme@lemmy.today
                  10 days

                  Beef?! Sorry, smelled like fish…

                • Blubber28@lemmy.world
                  10 days

                  There’s an easy way to fix this. Break the other middle prong too so it becomes a metal utensil, which is sturdier.

                  • HubertManne@piefed.socialEnglish
                    10 days

                    this man knows how to toss a salad!

                    • Xerxos@lemmy.ml
                      10 days

                      That probably came as quite a shock. Therefore you could call this fork '‘the shocker’.

                        • yeehaw@lemmy.ca
                          10 days

                          You could put one in the sink and… Nevermind, I got nothing.

                        • AnyOldName3@lemmy.world
                          10 days

                          That’s clearly bamboo, which isn’t a tree and isn’t wood.

                            • ZAP@sopuli.xyz
                              10 days

                              I’m glad I’m not the only guy who is so dull that this was literally the first thing that popped into my head after seeing the picture 😂

                              • Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz
                                9 days

                                It’s technically just grass. Then again, pumpkins water melons, bananas and tomatoes are berries…

                                • Heliumfart@sh.itjust.works
                                  10 days

                                  Thank you for stating this. I was gonna say something but I didn’t want to feel pedantic. But now that you broke the ice I can justify dogpiling.

                                • quinkin@lemmy.world
                                  9 days

                                  Two in the rare, one in the well done.

                                  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.caEnglish
                                    9 days

                                    This is now for serving salmon and the single tine is for gorgonzola. Two in the pink, one in the stink.

                                    • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
                                      10 days

                                      The origin story of the shaka is that kids would throw the shaka hopping trains at a bruddah who lost his fingers working at the sugar mill.

                                        • Godort@lemmy.ca
                                          10 days

                                          Shaka, when the fingers fell

                                            • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldEnglish
                                              10 days

                                              Tembe, his thumb and pinky wide

                                            • Rooskie91@discuss.online
                                              10 days

                                              There’s a statue of that guy somewhere on Oahu, I wanna say the Polynesian Cultural Center.

                                                • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
                                                  10 days

                                                  Up in Laie.

                                                  I heard the guy story from the uncle who runs the historical train thing in Ewa.

                                                • silver@das-eck.hausEnglish
                                                  10 days

                                                  🤙

                                                • 5parky@lemmy.world
                                                  10 days

                                                  The forking shocker, two in the beef, one in the salmon.

                                                  For when you want surf with your turf.

                                                  • Riskable@programming.devEnglish
                                                    10 days

                                                    Fork over dinner just this one tine.

                                                    • kerryh8er04@sh.itjust.works
                                                      9 days

                                                      Shocker

                                                      • davidgro@lemmy.world
                                                        10 days

                                                        It’s now a threek, and suitable to be used at Olive Garden.

                                                        • biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works
                                                          10 days

                                                          Well more fibre in your diet I guess

                                                          • ominous ocelot@leminal.space
                                                            10 days

                                                            • Sequence5666@lemmy.world
                                                              10 days

                                                              How old was the spoon? Wanting to know the longevity

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